DrillSarge
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DrillSarge
An AI drill sergeant for your food, training and sleep.
He lives on your phone, and he texts first. Scan the code and you're in: free, no sign-up, no card.
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Get texts from Sarge. Free on your phone.
Open him on your phone. Point your camera here and Sarge opens in your browser. Free: three messages a day (five on your first), photos included.
Missions
You name the goal. He holds you to it.
Everyone starts in Tracking: log it all, and he names the patterns. When you want a target, pick a mission and he hands you the day's orders.
- TrackingThe food log that answers back.
- Weight LossA calorie deficit built around the foods you actually eat.
- Build StrengthCoaching for any style, any split routine.
- Boot CampAccountability with teeth. Nail every metric or hear about it.
Track it in chat
Say it. He logs it.
Talk to Sarge like you'd text a personal trainer: what you ate, what you trained, how you slept. He tracks it all and coaches you on it. No trackers to sync, no accounts to link. You know how much sleep you got — the math isn't so hard you need a surveillance band to tell you.
Diet apps ignore the gym. Lifting apps ignore your protein and your sleep. Sarge doesn't pick a lane. You slip on one, you hear about it.
Meals · Workouts · Sleep · Measurements · Supplements · Steps · Water · Health events
Respect is earned.
NoneDay one
Minimal
Fair
Solid
FullThe salute
Everyone starts at None. His respect comes from what you log. You can't fake it, and you can't buy it. How respect works →
Self-custody
He keeps nothing.
- A sealed enclaveSarge runs in a sealed enclave. Your meals, photos and chats aren't read, stored or trained on.
- On your phoneEvery log lives on your device, not on a server you don't control.
- No accountNo email, no password, no login. No fitness data on our server to breach, sell or subpoena.
Also in the kit: squads for your crew, a notebook he keeps on you, titles to earn, and roast cards to share. See every feature → · The privacy policy →
“Zero dollars. Zero sign-up. Zero reason to still be standing there.”Sarge
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Free on your phone. No sign-up, no card.