Three one-tap tools, a coach who remembers what makes you tick — and a full tracker underneath it all.
The Train button is optional. Log your own workouts however you like — or tap it, and Sarge writes today's session, built around you. Either way he tracks it and coaches you on it.
Push/Pull/Legs, Upper/Lower, Full Body, Bro Split, Powerlifting, running, cycling, walking — or no routine at all. He builds for what you do.
First day in a gym or ten years under the bar — the session scales to where you actually are.
Three days a week or seven. Three's the floor, though — he's a drill sergeant, not a hobby.
He won't hand you legs the day after legs. He reads your last session and gives you what's next.
Full gym, a single kettlebell, or nothing but the floor — the session fits your gear. No "go to the gym."
Bad knee, tweaked shoulder, dodgy lower back — log it once and he programs around it, every time.
Bench 165 → 205 over eight weeks. Incline dumbbell press is its own line — not lumped in with the barbell. He knows the difference between a Smith machine and free weights, and the next session builds on the real numbers. Progress you can see, because he was paying attention.
Also optional. Just log what you ate and he coaches it — or tap Eat when you want ideas that fit your targets, your goal, and the food you actually keep around.
Meals built to hit your calorie and protein targets for the day — not a generic plan that ignores what you've already eaten.
Vegetarian, allergic to something, low-carb, hate fish — log it once and his suggestions respect it.
Tell him what you ate in plain words. He does the math and shows you a card to confirm before anything's logged.
Hit Status on the Mission board for a straight read on where you stand — every pillar, scored from your own logs. A downloadable report and a shareable scorecard, computed right on your device.
Weight trend, lift history, training compliance, nutrition, sleep — the whole record in one debrief, in Sarge's voice.
Every report comes with a clean card you can post — your hero stat, your standing, and a line from Sarge.
Every debrief is saved to your Briefing Archive, so you can pull up where you stood last month and see how far you've come.
As you talk, Sarge quietly files what matters — what you struggle with, your schedule, what actually motivates you, the foods you won't give up. It's why the coaching feels personal instead of canned.
No forms. He picks up the details that matter as you go, and uses them to coach the person you actually are.
Open the notebook anytime — read what he's noted, fix it, add your own, or delete a line. You're in control of it.
The longer you go, the sharper his read. He's not starting from zero every session — he builds on what he already knows.
Push notifications pulled from your profile, your goals, and what you've actually been logging. Not canned reminders — he knows exactly where you stand.
opt-in · up to three a day · turn them off whenever you want
Invite-only group chats for the people you actually train with. The squad hears it when you log a workout or climb a respect rank — never your numbers, never your logs, never your private chats with Sarge. And when someone needs the Sergeant's attention, type @sarge and he posts in the thread.
Every squad is end-to-end encrypted — sealed on your devices with a key the server never holds, trash talk included. Built for squads up to 10, with private member-to-member DMs one tap away.
Don't want a drill sergeant in your ear? Use Sarge as a straight tracker. Log everything by hand, keep it all on your device, and skip the chat entirely if that's your speed.
The logbook is the foundation, and it's all on your device. The AI coaching is the part you pay for — the tracking underneath it isn't. Talk to Sarge when you want a coach; just log when you don't.